Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
try more than five times an hour sometimes.
It is at the heart of our nature to feel pain - and joy. It is an essential part...– Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation (The Bonding) attention real life pals, if i die before you can you please make sure this quote is read at my funeral?
cuntbarf: i’ll stop eating when i’m dead
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
fuckyeahrobertborden: msbennets: whoresilee: ...
ashleymichaele: sunnyguns: I’m actually peeing...
mielstrom: rebeccasugar: “Not Just Your Little Girl,” the video demo, since Cole boarded this sequence (Adam drew for it too) Pen thought I should record something really quick for reference. I was embarrassed so I asked Pen and Cole to face the other way. Work it Pen
When someone cute follows you…
product84 replied to your post: Emma just said…and this is a direct quote: Dave Chappelle would be proud. shit, i was proud. almost as good as when she told me she just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with her friends. this kid picks up more of what i say than i thought.
"OBAMA PLANS MORE WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION"
jpegartifacts: Seriously tho, if he’s redistributing all this wealth like the nay-sayers think…why has my living situation not improved?
All moms deserve Louboutin shoes. All moms.– (via cudlife)
Emma just said...and this is a direct quote:
“I don’t want that stupid powerade. Give me some darn purple drink, mommy!” refering to the cheap grape soda i bought sunday.
When I thought I hit bottom it started hitting back. There is no bruise like...– Andrea Gibson (via ellielamothe)
I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful,...– Neil Gaiman (via thatquote)
sassymcnasty reblogged your post: why are all these roosters on my dash are you sure you mean that because i will post some dick for you go for it. my dash has been a little light on the porn the last couple days.
why are all these roosters on my dash
trillex: um excuse me chicken’s rights i, for one, don’t mind seeing a little bit of cock on my dash.
trillex: I want someone to watch shitty old horror movies with ditto, dude.
Was going to make an early birthday dinner for my...
only to get screamed at for laying out the food because it was “too much food” and “when you start making an effort to contribute around here you can do stuff like this.” For the record, the chicken i laid out tends to shrink more than normal when fried…therefore i allowed for four strips per adult sized person and two for emma….thereby calling for the whole bag...