marlonbrandolookinbitch: just me freestyling I...
I just had a handful of realizations that really...
I mean most of it’s stuff I’m taking obvious steps to fix….so i’m not super upset about them. Some of the other realizations are petty, kind of pathetic. Those are the ones that got to me. Also, fuck this time of year. Fuck it in its obnoxiously festive face. I don’t want to feel feelings again until the first of the year.
wakethestorm: Andrew Choske, the only damn reason you are mean to me is because you wanted my body, but I decided to be with a bearded wizard instead. Why would I choose a mere mortal over someone with magical powers? Answer: I wouldn’t. Kiss my supernaturally satisfied ass. I love you, Maren.
Im Going To The Gym For The First Time In Two...
thesassyblacknerd: Hera help me I may die. Come through when you’re done I have a bowl with your name on it!
So when I scraped my knee pretty bad I got an...
I’ve got one more picture to take tomorrow and you can see the evolution of my zombie bite.
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box. Dear ex, Dear person I hate, Dear girl I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me Do iiiit
I just got Rickrolled thanks to work radio.
Rick Astley has a Christmas song. *facepalm*
My knee STILL hurts.
What the fuck? I didn’t think I landed THAT hard.
Ever get really high and draw a blank on what to...
What I'm doing right now:
• Smoking weed • Drinking Boone’s Farm • Sitting in the corner reading a random Deadpool book I found Fucking winning.
This weekend is off to a fantastic start!
I have dirt pudding to make!
But first I must wait on my biscuits and gravy and hash browns!